Saturday, February 28, 2004

There's a sucker born every day

Okay so I'm always amused when I read about people eager to jump on a google ipo. In my opinion a google IPO would be the begining of the end for the company because the primary individuals responsible for the dirrection of the company are adiment about it not ever going IPO so if google were to IPO it would be because those individuals were tired of runing a company and wished to get out of it all together and take their stake with them. Management turnovers can be a good thing but when they involve a very successful company it probably means things will sink after people figure it out. Its the people aspect.

Investing is not about this magic thing that you bet on. Its all about people and what their feelings are. Why is gold continuing on climbing? Because people are afraid that the economy hasn't recovered yet. Why would it be a good idea to invest in Heavy Trucks right now? Because truckers and shipping companies buy new trucks every 3-5 years. The last peak was in 1999 and there was a very tough economy in 2002 and 2003. So 2004 is bound to show some profits for heavy trucks. Its stuff, its people, it is not magic.

People are stupid.

Friday, February 27, 2004

Quizity

Schroeder
You are Schroeder!


Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Courtesy of Nate.

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Committing the sin of which there is no repentance...

Okay I feel the need to be extremely plain about this. I'm also posting this here instead of in a friend's blog comments as a nicety, but I still may post it there if I feel like inciting a nice flame.

This government needs to remain secular. To endorse an amendment about marriage would do the one thing that to this point has been impossible for evil in our society to do thus far. That amendment would for the first time decidedly negate one of the most fundamental of rights listed in our Constitution. The freedom of religion. It would be the first amendment to reach into each person's life and say you will think this way. Then again maybe you feel comfort in taking orders and abandoning your right to be free:

"All you have to do is knock on any door and say, "If you let me in, I'll live the way you want me to live, and I'll think the way you want me to think," and all the blinds'll go up and all the windows will open, and you'll never be lonely, ever again."
--from the play Inherit the Wind by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee--

And if that wasn't bad enough, what would that set as a precedent? What could be added to the Constitution later if you could convince enough people to add it? How far could it go? Is the Constitution destined to become the manifesto of a Democracy?

Marriage is NOT a RIGHT. It is a law set forth by the religion of which you believe in. As a Christian I firmly believe it is limited only for a man a woman. I believe homosexuality is wrong. But I believe people have the RIGHT to choose to be that way. They have the right to believe what they wish, they have a right to form a religion in which they can marry.

The Constitution is not to protect the people's "soul" it is to form a government that will protect them physically. It is only to protect the rights each person has as an individual, not to tell them how to live their life.

I will paraphrase Voltaire: "I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Because we know we are right it is our duty to make sure our religion is to remain separate from our government, or else both will be utterly corrupted. Death and the blood of our fathers is the price we have paid for our freedoms*. The quote "freedom isn't free" is both true and false, it wasn't free for those who paid the dearest price for it, but because it is free to us now and we must not squander it whenever we feel threatened.

*1. Interestingly enough if you were to take the mode average of the cause of death of the males in my family it would be war.

I'd vote for the self-righteous prick.

Okay so I always seem to do the most thinking in the shower. Something about cleansing away the dirt that accumulates during the day. As a seat-warming desk worker this is mostly mental. Anyway I got to thinking about several things, namely who I would choose to throw my vote at, of our founding fathers, of the bill of rights, and a few other things which I forget as I write this post.

So to hell with my previous comment about bringing back Washington or Franklin. I have changed my mind. I want Hitler or Stalin. I would vote for Stalin. Or Hitler. I don't particularly care which of the two, but I would be full supporters of them getting into office. I'd then be a full supporter of the uprising that would ensue. How else do you get lazy people off their ass and do something about the world? Well to phrase it simply, by shoving a cattle prod up their posterior.


"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
--John Stuart Mill--


I don't care what their views are I'm all for the candidate that I know exactly what they are going to do with my rights. It better be one of the two: restoring what is rightfully mine, or taking them all away. But no mucking around in the middle, too many people will go with the flow.

Also while I was thinking about it, what amendment to the Constitution after the Bill of Rights actually has done any good for this country? Name an amendment that could have easily accomplished the same thing as a court ruling without inflicting a massive amount of damage to the Constitution? I sure can't think of any. People often say the genius of our Constitution was that our founding fathers knew they weren't perfect and so they left a way for future generations to fix the errors they made. Well our founding fathers were so right they were wrong. They only made one single mistake. They didn't realize that they were 100% right and thus the Constitution should never need the provision to be changeable.

I think the people of this nation should sue every politician in our government for violating their oath. We should sue them because they have failed to protect the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic. So I will close with a quote most of us should be familiar with:

"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity,..." say fuck you and the jet you rode in on.

Circles and Ellipses

Things need to change again to the way they were. We need to close the circle a little earlier than what I think is its scheduled date. I once predicted a revolution was in order in the next half of my lifetime, like somewhere in my 30's or 40's. I think it should happen now, or soon at least. The American people have for years been known to be un-squashable. They can be squeezed for a while, but there reaches a critical point where there are too many people getting too squeezed and then all hell breaks lose and the internal energy gets released. And when the dust settles the oppressors are gone and the world is a different place.

We need that to happen again. Now. And none of that Cultural Revolution BS. It needs to be for real, government needs to be turned over and fixed. And of course we need some resurrection of those un-corrupted. I'm thinking we need George and Ben (Washington and Franklin for those not of similar mindset) and maybe a few others.

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

DIE DIE DIE

I hate scalpers. I think if you show up to the gate of a venue and you don't have the credit card that bought the tickets you shouldn't be admited (just like airlines). This would kill the scalper industry real fast. I bet venues could even charge more and people would be happy if they implimented this policy, because they know that everybody got their tickets fair and square.

Time to Move

Anybody know of any good jobs in New Hampshire?

The Reason Why.

That rocks.

Hey nifty, its a title

Okay so I think I may have figured out how to fix a few problems of my blog (commenting still looks borked though). Also it looks better, now that it is not pages and pages and pages long.

I'm also deciding on how much color I want to add. Do I want it to be garish, or monochromatic?
Why the ACLU, NEA and misc other unions are evil: Our representatives are greedy and stupid.

So is the problem that the unions exist or is the problem that they have sway over politicans?

Representatives are supposed to be elected for their wisdom, not for their ability to be mouth-pieces for special interests. I wonder where people forgot that...probably somewhere in the 1800s.

I could go on but I don't feel like it. If you agree with me than you understand. If you don't, then you're stupid and there is nothing in this world that could fix that problem, except for you to die, yes I hate you.

Sunday, February 22, 2004

well since things never seem to work quite right here I think I'm going to start experimenting with movable type.... so yah... fun...

Saturday, February 21, 2004

So I spent some of today working out in the cold fixing my suburban which is still sitting in my parking space at work and now I have everything attached in the place they should be I haven't yet tightened everything up because I was seriously loosing any feeling in my fingers (well except the feeling of pain when doing anything, which I've been told is a good sign because it means that you haven't yet got frost-bite). And its 36 degrees outside, way better than last week when it was like 30 and working on stuff. Maybe its the wind and lack of sun. So the forecast for tomorrow shows a high of 41 and sun. Yippie. Then again if I could convince myself to go back out into the cold and finish things up it'd be like done.

I've been informed that my commenting system is broken again. Hrm...much much joy, I'll have to fix that at some point in time.

And yay for using all the ol' tax return for paying off credit card bills. But hey at least they won't be compounding interest anymore. Although I did find out that the average amount of credit card debt people have is like 10 times what I was carrying (stupid appliances).

Thursday, February 19, 2004

I don't know why I always have this perspective, but I always seem to be a third party observing my life, never really making decisions with my heart, but simply with my head. Thus, it seems I always choose the bittersweet, or simply hard choice, I guess assuming its the best one since it took the most thought. But you know what? I hate having regrets about decisions; decisions you thought you had time to think about, but really as soon as you made the decision in question events in the world irreversibly changed leaving you to stand back and watch the world spin around you, forever changing relationships and life's outcomes.

I am not trying to make anybody's life difficult by writing this, I don't have a problem with the way events have transpired, I do think they are on the right path now. But I will always miss the very short period of time that things were the way they were; carefree and peaceful.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

"Intel also disclosed that the 64-bit feature already exists in its latest Pentium 4 processor used in standard PCs. The 64-bit functionality, however, will for now only be switched on for computers sold as business servers, the company said" (from this Article)

And if anybody was around for the conversations in engineering we predicted this months ago.

The only next forecast that needs to come true is that SCO sued IBM to pump up their stock price so the execs could dump their stock.
I think my biggest pet peeve is lack of honesty in advertizing. There should not ever be a need for fine print. But the example I thinking of is this:

My bank advertizes an interest rate on their accounts, and the frequency of compounding. They don't mention that this is an APR or APY, simply that its an interest rate. Well my account should be compounded monthly, which it is, but what they do is they take the interest rate listed multiply it with the balance, then divide by twelve. This of course sneaks around how compounding works. Thus they are able to compound monthly without actually compounding monthly. Pretty sick huh?

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Here is an invent-me (for Nate):

Beverage Machines with a time card reader on the side.
Cost of beverage deducted from paycheck automatically (maybe even before taxes?).
Never need change.
Never be without a soda.

Monday, February 16, 2004

I feel the need to comment on this gay marriage issue that is causing so much rutkus. When all is said and done this is what is right (sorry no opinion here, this is the right). The government should not care about marriage at all. There is no reason for it to, to endorse marriage in some form is to endorse some kind of religion.

What purpose does it serve for the government to consider two individuals separately or together? The only thing it is really good for is for the sake of income taxes (which I will conveniently ignore as being wrong for the sake of this argument). But honestly the government only really cares about is if someone is a dependent on another, which could be easily determined if somebody's income is below the poverty line (or however one wants to figure it out).

If you consider marriage a legal binding contract then it should not mater to the government whom the parties involved are. The only problem I see is that a spouse can choose to not testify against their partner without fear of obstruction of justice. Which of course can be broadly interpreted anyway (and has been several times already).

As soon as the government gives up any sort of control or endorsement of marriage the better off things will be. This should not be a political issue, it should be an issue within whichever church or cult people belong to. We live amongst Christians, Jews, Muslims, and Mormons who all have distinctly different views of marriage and the only time the government should get involved is if someone's rights are being violated.

Right now the issue of gay marriage is really simply a distraction from any sort of real issue the government should deal with. It is a way to jab at the establishment without actually having any sort of constructive proposal. There are an incredible amount of reforms that need to occur that will never happen because people will never get together and organize a formal protest against the intrusions into our lives that are progressively getting worse and worse.
I feel the need to make some very insulting, extremely over-generalized, stereotypical comments today.

In my opinion the following explains a lot of the way things work:

    From the voter base the following:
  • Democrats feel guilty for the possessions they have (if they have them), or feel they are owed something because they exist (if they do not have possessions)
  • Republicans feel they deserve what they were born into. Or else are afraid of the change in status quo that being a libertarian brings forth (afraid of loosing the "protections" a strong government provides).
  • Libertarians feel they have earned what they have and thus deserve it, but are hard working. Or on the flip side, lazy but happy to not have what they haven't earned.

    From the Politician arena:
  • Democrats are those who have no qualms taking by force and giving to those that don't deserve.
  • Republicans are those who have no qualms ignoring what democrats have done because they get a piece of the pie as well.
  • Libertarians are not comfortable in politics.


As Ben Franklin once said: "Those who give up liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security".
Or as Jefferson put it: "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" Where John Locke, who for the most part could be considered the one greatest source of thought for the formation of the United States government, originally phrased it as Life, Liberty, and pursuit of Property.

So the liberty that we have given up is our property for the sake of security. However of the two which is more evil: Having your property taken to fund a military to protect your own life and remaining liberty and property, or having it taken to pay for the social welfare of those who would not earn it?

I will close with another quote, from a time when the media was not what it is today: "When liberty is taken away by force it can be restored by force. When it is relinquished voluntarily by default it can never be recovered" - Dorothy Thompson.

Saturday, February 14, 2004

I am rubbed the wrong way everytime somebody says the word deficit. And the phrase paying down our debt infuriates me to no end. This is trying to apply a consumers perspective to a far too large of a system. Deficits are used to scare people. Medicare and social security are used to scare people. If you make enough people believe that we need to pay down our "debt" then they'll vote for those politicians that promise to.

But the truth is the United States does not have debt. Not since we were on the gold standard did we have debt. By the way our monetary system is set up it is impossible for the United States to have debt actually affect its operation. With such an incredibly large system the momentum of it keeps the system going, by having money moving out you end up sucking money back in.

Lets think about it this way, the entire planet is a closed system so to avoid breaking any conservation principles there has to be something put into the system from outside for it to stay energized and moving. But in terms of this analysis we have a chicken and egg problem. Which comes first debt or production? I would say that debt would definitely have to be the first because to produce you have obtain energy to invest and extract a good. We then follow a long trail of trades throughout the entire system. When all is said in done the only debt that makes sense would be an energy debt to the world or the sun whichever way you choose to view it. That is for a goods based system

The problem here is that we don't base our monetary system directly off goods or a ratio between goods. We base our system off the perception of the strength of our system. Uh what? Yes our money is only as strong as we can convince the world it is. How do we accomplish this? To have something that everybody else wants, to be a supplier instead of a consumer. Typically the exchange rates dictate the direction of product. This is why China has a fixed weak exchange rate to the United States Dollar, this prevents them from ever becoming a consumer. Of course the good that China uses to trade and keep themselves suppliers is cheap human labor through lack of fundamental humanitarian principles. Ultimately what do you people need? Food, which essentially comes from the sun.

The United States after coming out of the World Wars was a very powerful supplier. The United States had everything all the large war shattered economies needed, so over time the dollar grew immensely strong against others. When United States companies saw this they started exporting high cost needs to other countries to take advantage of it. Of course if the dollar is too strong the rest of the world has no choice but to become suppliers. So what we are seeing here is the aftermath of World War II and the Cold War. This is the result of the rest of the world regaining their footing.

Now I said earlier that the monetary system here in the United States is based off the perception of the strength of our economy. If we have become net consumers our economy starts to weaken because our debt is moving outward to the other countries. This is known as the trade deficit. However since we don't monitor the change between energy to good to money we can't track who is the source and who is the drain.

To fix a trade deficit the dollar needs to become weak against the rest of the world so the United States can regain its position as a net supplier instead of consumer. A week dollar of course creates a budgetary deficit for the country though because the budget is always done in yesterday's numbers, so when the dollar weakens the net taxes in today is of number (but not value) less then what the budget was developed for. So really our Government's Budget deficit is only an illusion created by changes in time. Just like sometimes if you look at a bicycle the wheels look like they are spinning backwards, yet the bicycle moves forward. Our deficit is in truth a poorly timed glimpse of an oscillating system.

Now to get into the real nity grity of the national debt. Let me start with an example. A very large, powerful corporation, lets call it Walmart, buys inventory and sells product. Pretty simple right? Well walmart takes delivery of product prior to paying for it. This could at any moment be viewed as a debt, several hundred million dollars in fact. But Walmart turns over that inventory in less time than payments are made due. This means Walmart at any moment has immense cash reserves. So do they have debt or do they have cash? Well it depends at what time you take a snapshot of them. The trick is to pay for a good in today's dollars, tomorrow.

The United States government works on a very similar principle. It also pays for goods today in tomorrows dollars. But it receives payment in yesterday's dollars. This means that its deficit or surplus is dependent on consecutive yearly economies (typically 5-10 years). So was our surplus 4 years ago a result of Clinton's economic policies? Not really. Is today's deficit a result of Bush's? No not really. Nobody could really ever judge the extent the tech bubble would actually affect the world. When people finally woke up and realized what they were doing was stupid the economy very quickly slipped to the point it is now. (As a side note who do we blame for it all?...Well I guess you could go back as far as DARPA financing research in computers and networking, but of course you have to blame them for both the surplus and the deficit)

So where is all this going? Simply this: you can not sustain a deficit (or risk total collapse of world stability), a surplus (for the same reason), or a balanced budget (for the same reason). The world has to be inconstant oscillation with energy input from somewhere. So how to we incite a change again to keep from falling deeper into a deficit? We figure out what the next source of energy or good is and go for it.

In our case we have easier access to space than the rest of the world. That means we have better access to the source than anybody else. And this is why I defend my previous posts conclusion for us needing space. Remember our economy is based on the perception of strength. If tomorrow looks better than today then we have no deficit. This is why we need vision and hope. This is why we need that common task.

Editor's Note: A very very interesting thing I just found out is that economists are currently researching the tech bubble years in relation to the individual (Here's an article published before any of Bush's policies realy had gone into effect) . The result of this research is the large stock market prices and great returns created a wealth effect and people saved distinctly less amount of money. This same effect is witnessed during very large government budget deficits. This is of course quite puzzling because it has in the past general been considered that a large budget deficent is detrimental to the economy and a strong stock market is good for it. Now we have a rising stock market, a falling dollar, and a rising deficit. I'm feeling optimistic about the future actually.

Editor's Note: Also remember when Gore was campagning for president one of the major points was how he and Clinton reduced the federal deficit and national debt to zero? Yah that was a lie. I forgot to bring that up earlier but it totally illustrates how deficits are used to scare people. The National Debt has actually been growing since WWII and hasn't stopped. In fact it increased more than 25% during Clinton's first four years. Anyways for further reading I recommend this article.

Friday, February 13, 2004

With an adequate application of money what feat of engineering has not been completed?
If something has a glimmer of scientific feasibility, the infusion of money, engineers will make it happen.

• The world’s tallest building (Taipei 101).
• The world’s largest dam (Three Gorges Dam).
• Placing a man on the moon (Apollo Project).
• Being able to tell where you are at all times (GPS).
• Communicating with any person from anywhere in the world (Iridium).
• Machines to think for us (Computers).
• Machines to build our cars (Robotic welders).
• Machines to run the world (Electronic monitoring and control of power, water, and sewer).
• Fly across the Atlantic (Spirit of St. Louis).
• Fly around the world (Voyager).
• Fly around the world in a balloon (Breitling Orbiter 3).
• Break the sound barrier (Bell X-1).
• Break the sound barrier twice a day (Concorde).
• Live in space (MIR)
• Harness the power of things we can’t see for good and for awesome (fission and fusion)

So I’m wondering, why are people so anti accomplishment these days? Why are so many people these days of the type that are so gimme that they forget that great endeavors not only inspire but also “create” jobs? There are far too many hypocrites, they don’t want jobs; they want an easy life given to them for free.

They want potato chips and beer and a TV with cable and soaps all day long. When the Roman Empire collapsed the part of the empire that fell the hardest and farthest, the central part of the western, was the part with the most population on welfare.

Everybody suffers when they lack focus and can’t do the things they need to do. A society that loses focus also suffers as a whole when the population starts to think about how they can get one up over their neighbor as opposed to what they could be doing together to further man’s condition.

We have the ability to live on the moon, we have the ability to live on mars, we have the ability to harvest asteroids, we have the ability to explore the solar system.

We have the ability. We have the need. We need a mission, there needs to be expansion, there needs to possibility for greatness of each individual. We need it now.

That is why we need to pursue space.
Well now that I have the ability to make blogger posts at work I have decided to post the ones I have stored on my computer in word document form.

So a link

I guess humans aren’t the only creatures to get an itchin’ to travel and see things they haven’t seen before in environs they really aren’t made to survive in.

So what do you do when you are driving through the desert and you see a sea lion crossing the road? Well the first thing I’d do is check to see if I hallucinating, then like any reasonable citizen I’d call the highway patrol because obviously the sea lion must be in violation of some traffic laws for crossing where there was no marked crosswalk.

Seriously though they found a sea lion (that weighs 300 lbs) 65 miles inland from the coast, it was uninjured and moving on its own and definitely as you can see from the pictures not particularly happy having its travels interrupted by such cretins.

Los Banos, CA is approximately halfway between the coast and Yosemite national park. Yosemite has hot springs. Hrm…. Monterey Bay is very very cold (about 48 degrees surface temperature).

Now of interest is that if one subscribes to some evolutionary theories, certain fish (similar to mud skippers and other air breathing fish) crawled out of the ocean and eventually made the transition to land organisms. Much later down the road once mammals evolved some started swimming in the water to catch fish and eventually evolved into misc. marine mammals that we know today. Well maybe this is the next change; going back to the land.

Thursday, February 12, 2004

You know there are significant drawbacks to having a close family member that happens to be in an un-named special forces group. Like when you get a birthday card with a really wierd return address because it came from Camp Slayer. I don't know why, but I didn't think a whole lot about it...but then I searched the internet.... so yah Camp Slayer is in Baghdad...

Hrm...time to stop writing now.


So yah, I have a feeling the reason the re-election taskforce for Bush isn't real active right now is because we're going to hear about some pretty spectacular stuff here soon.


Also as a side note its really bad when you can name the next president of your former college simply by looking at the pictures of the 5 canidates when they were being considered (and I even have witnesses to this fortune telling : )

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Well I may be posting again soon since I may have regained my internet access rights at work (some jerkoff seems to have more time to screw with internet filtering properties than he has to do getting our license keys working for software that we paid more than FOURTY THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR).

Anyways I have the beginings of several posts stored in word files on my work computer so maybe I'll finish them up and post them... or post them incomplete...

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Kerry scares me. Scares me because he has such a greater possibility of being elected than Dean. He has a fairly strange track record as a senator. He seems to skirt the line between democrat and republican, sounding more conservative than Bush. But he’s a career politician who knows how to say the right things when (meaning he’s really freaking liberal and I still hate those terms, liberal and conservative still…but I’ve already posted on that). He’s making a lot of promises in his campaign which may sound all fine and dandy but will things be left unfinished in the world that could raise their ugly faces in the future while we’re woefully unprepared?

But there is something that really perturbs me. Every candidate that has campaigned recently (where recently is defined as my cognitive existence) talks about “Creating jobs”. If the government can create jobs, the government has far too much power in the economy. Obviously we aren't talking Laissez Faire Capitalism here.

An interesting thing to note, immigration to the United States is still huge. The number 56 million foreign nationals residing in the United States was the last number I read. I haven’t been able to find any emmigration numbers, though I would be very interested to see them. The United States is the largest consumer, whether if be product, ideas, or people. The jobs are still here, but many feel above them and they go to those willing to work them.

How many times have you heard “…I’d work there but its minimum wage…”? Add in unions and miscellaneous other creations for preservation of the lazy man (of course don’t get me wrong here, unions had a purpose when the government was lax in its primary role of protecting the rights of individuals). The number of people flocking to the United States seems to indicate we are not hurting for employment.

I think I should post a quote which always (at least for me) invokes incredible emotion.

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your
teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed,
to me: I lift my lamp beside the golden door."

— Emma Lazarus, 1883 (In case you didn’t know where its from…think of the Statue of Liberty)

The simple wording illustrates something really important. Some people feel they have things comming to them, the world feels that since the United States has plenty that it should share. But remember this: we are the dregs, we are the rejects, we are the oppressed. We are taking what we are due as the freed. If somebody wants to talk about centuries old debts, then think of those. Think of the United States as the prison colony it was started as.

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

The ultimate movie quote of all time:

"The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude"

You know from time to time there is a movie that you have to drop everything to see.
Okay so this week the "Close Encounter of the Stupid Kind" is simply this: nobody in the electrical department seems able to convince the rest of the world that specifications are actually important. We are so bogged down that we just spin our wheels, bouncing from project to project, feature to feature, if we don't have a good requirements document to work off of.

Feature Creep is deadly. It will sneak up behind you, and start sucking the blood from you without you even knowing it, quickly bringing you to your knees with no strength left to finish.

Requirements are important. They are the plan behind your run, or sprint in our case, they keep you off the dead end paths. Without them you don't even know what the finish line looks like so you keep on running forever without ever reaching it because you never know what to look for.

So that was item number 1.

Item number 2 is our IS department, or a specific individual in it who is completely uneducated, incompetent, and lazy. And he's short and skinny with a large goatee so I think he has an inferiority complex, which he should because he's stupid. Or at least the intelligence may be there if he chose to pursue an education beyond one semester of college but as it is his abilities have been questioned not once, not twice, not three times, but five times. That's right each person of the electrical department recently hired, the rose grad that is database programming, and the MCSE/CCSE the company hired could very easily do his job better.

Item number 3 is the attempts the IS department makes to try to rule our PCs with an Iron Fist. So we have Norton Antivirus on our computers, acting as a client to a server in IS that makes is run its deep scans at 12 NOON!. WTF? Of all the stupid times to run something so idiotic as Norton, you run it at 12 NOON?! I would never install Norton on a computer, never ever ever ever! Maybe McAffee or F-Secure, but definitely not a Symantec product. But anyway the scans take more than an hour and a half to complete. But you can't do a thing on the computer when it runs.

They have tried to force our homepage to be the intranet webpage (but it sucks quite badly). They tried to change the internet explorer wavy windows logo to a company logo (which is retarded because it moves so fast you can't read it). Well luckily both of these are easily solved by creating myself a local profile and removing most remote access abilities.

I consider my computer a device like a notepad on my desk. I expect to use as I please without somebody screwing around with it. I don't use a computer for things that would violate the use policy and I have never had a virus infect any computer I have ever used. Thus, I am extremely militant about who does something to my computer, if it reduces my productivity I have no problem with making sure a complaint goes as far as it has to go through the system to eliminate who interfered with my computer.

An IS buttwipe is easily replaceable. I am not, nor do I ever intend to be replaceable.