Friday, October 28, 2005

Please, may we....... nuke?

"As the Imam [the late Ayatollah Khomeini] said, 'Israel must be wiped off the map'… The Islamic world will not let its historic enemy live in its heartland." -- Iran President Ahmadinejad

Way to be awesomely honest. Can we nuke now? (I think we should definately do what I thought we should do with iraq: plant a medium sized nuke in the heart of the capital and detonate it, then say "Yup they were working with nukes, and well, screwed up something"

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Indianan Time Zone Fight

Daylight Saving Time was pitched to everybody in Indiana in a sleezy mannor. The idea was to reduce the costs other people would incure by having to keep up with what time it was in Indiana during the time switches each year. However, because this was all done in the legislature and not by popular vote there was no determination to what time Indiana would actually be on.

After the whole thing looked to be on the way of a large bomb Daniels sent the whole problem to the federal government to come up with a time zone plan.

Of course now by spliting Indiana down the middle makes the whole thing just as confusing as before and I doubt there will be any realized savings from it. So the whole thing was simply an exercise in bureaucrazy.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

OMG!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hrm...

Friday, October 21, 2005

I love this guy

Today's Must read

I mean we should all aspire to think like him.

I think another true visionary, Gene Ray, would agree whole heartedly with this fellow. "You've been educated stupid"

Coming back to reality I did find this site, however.

Here's a link for Jerry and Dave

So other than simply make fun of the guy that is totally against Object Oriented programming I'll try to be fair and say that there are cases were OOP probably isn't the most useful (in my case the embedded world). However in his writing he treats the quintessential procedural language C with distain, saying it is too strongly typed. That sets of some pretty serious red flags in my mind.

He even starts out saying that his entire experiance has been in small niche markets. I'm guessing these were small enough to only require him as the sole developer. I know there are people out there that use Python for everything under the sun, but it doesn't mean thats a good thing. He also speaks of Crystal Reports in a favorable tone (even my aunt who wrote a large chunk of SAIC's payroll reporting system has told me that writing a program to work with crystal reports takes more time than writing the program and a chunk of code to do what you needed from crystal reports).

I believe that this guy is ranting about poor implimentations of fellow contractors in his niche and not faults of that of programing paradigms or the languages himself. Combining both the statements that procedural code is better than object oriented and that C/C++ is too strongly typed really leads me to believe that this guy only really understands a few languages and his niche (which he actually blames the proponents of OOP for being).

As I think about it I am drawn more to the conclusion that this guy is a die hard perl fanatic designing web applications. It makes sense to the limited scope he talks about and the heavy emphasis on tables. In general web applications like shopping and web based email systems, etc do not act like standard PC applications. Mostly in web applications you are concerned with moving data from one place to another and formating it for display or storage. It is significantly more difficult to work with systems that require handling of multiple kinds of interrupts, events, or messages in a procedural only paradigm. For instance in the world that he is probably coming from the program that is instantiating his perl program is in essence treating it as an object.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

VB6 Inheritance

Anybody have a rusty hacksaw blade?

I think I need an upgrade from this plastic spoon in my ongoing self castration that is Inheritance in VB6.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Remember Star Trek IV?

So this may not be exactly transparent alluminum, but it comes pretty damn close.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

New Cell Phone

So I decided to pick up a new cell phone today since I was using an ancient Motorola V60i with Verizon (which I am sure is somehow a member of Devil & Assoc. Inc.)

I am now the owner of pretty much the only phone that has sparked any interest for me: the Motorola V3 Razr in black with Cingular Wireless.

Unfortunately number portablity only works between carriers in the same local market so that means I have a new number (blah). Which means if you're in my phone book you'll be getting a call. If you aren't but you're in my email list you'll be getting an email. In all other cases I probably don't care enough about you to bother (just kidding of couse, leave a note and I'll make sure you get the latest number)

Editor's Note: The Razr only costs $200 when you sign a two year contract.

Things change in 8 years...

Okay so does anybody remember Charlotte Church and her Voice of an Angel album?

If you do then I recomend visiting this link and watching the Call My Name music video.

Unfortunately I suffer from not having enough friends knowing who she is/was to be able to show them the video then making them guess who it is. But that only slightly makes a difference to how shocking the change is.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Hrm.... and you missed the question why?

Okay so I had The Weakest Link on the TV last night and was damn near floored when somebody missed this question:

"Biblical chacter's name that starts with a J and was son of the blessed virgin mary"

Monday, October 10, 2005

I am so hungry.

I mean like hungry enough to chew on my arm. When I get back to the States I think the first thing I'll be doing is finding the biggest juiciest rare prime rib, slow roasted to perfection, with a bottle of a nice Merlot. Then after gorging myself I'll sleep for like 30 hours

Best lyric I've heard in a while:
"I know I'm going to die so my revenge is living well"

Friday, October 07, 2005

Update

*sick*

*caugh* *caugh*

*sniffle* *sniffle* *sniffle*

Yah I'm starting to feel something ready to make me have a horrible cold. Maybe it'll just make my throat a little scratchy instead.

So yah up to this day 27 hours of overtime.... 3500+ lines of brand spanking new code.

Tested you ask? Why of course...




NOT!

Oh well I'll go back to loosing my mind now

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Oops

Okay so I just quickly reread what I had posted yesterday.

Man its absolutely terrible. I promise that I will go through and actually make it somewhat readable by putting in important things like:

a) commas
b) articles

and fixing things like:

a) tense
b) word choice
c) flow



Back to work now

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Thoughts from Frustration

Forgive me if this really seems like a very long rant. So far I’ve had a somewhat stressful week and have been working 16 hour days since Saturday. Tomorrow I am definitely planning to take the evening off and wonder around and see the Durham Cathedral and Castle. Possibly even the university. I do love old architecture. Hopefully pictures will follow.

First off I think everybody is deaf. They are dreadfully loud, all the time. They speak at the top of their lungs and barely enunciate. They are virtually yelling at each other all the time, probably due to the fact that they don't understand each other either (since it seems like a fundamental aspect of human nature to speak louder if it appears you aren't getting your meaning across).

They need small efficient vehicles because they drive with lead feet. This is probably a secondary reason to use Diesels in everything. Instead of using diesels because they are highly efficient at sustained loads they use them at full throttle to yank cars up to merging speeds due to their much higher torque at low speeds. Under the circumstances if you were to compare these vehicles to the "American" vehicles they are more fuel efficient. If you compare what people really get to what people really get back in the states I think the picture would look much different. Of course Americans still lose out due to the distance driven though for total consumption.

In fact an interesting thing for the environmentally "conscience" European governments very few of the diesels can actually pass emissions requirements in the united states. They produce far too much nitric acid (HNO2) which in the atmosphere causes acid rain. This is readily apparent in Athens which has for quite some time had the worst air quality in the world, where the priceless artifacts of the past are literally melting from it. The united states of course freaked out when pitting was noticed in the limestone façades of New York high-rises and quickly implemented the clean air act which, despite its flaws and lack of suitable enforcement methods against large polluters, has reduced significantly the noxious compounds released into our air. So yes the United States (and Australia) have not ratified the Kyoto protocol; why follow the rest of the world in a token effort to reduce CO2 emissions when most of them don't even make an effort to reduce compounds that cause health problems RIGHT NOW.

Okay so back on track. Lead-footing of everything: Roundabouts just make the problem worse because in the favor of "reducing congestion" they have traded stop lights to making every turn a dead stop to a merge with high speed traffic. In other words if you do have a lot of traffic you end up with worse congestion than you would otherwise since the roundabout gets clogged up to the max and nobody from any direction can get on. When I was in the states I always thought that roundabouts would be a great idea. I mean it all makes sense on paper.

But then I thought about another highly engineered "traffic" routing system. Ethernet. It normally is a self monitoring system and if the line is clear it will transmit. It also uses something called collision detection to self arbitrate the bus. However as you start to add more and more transmitting nodes the performance reduces significantly. In fact it has been acknowledged that for Ethernet to work you should not go beyond 70% (or something like that) utilization. If you want to go higher you use a SWITCH. You stop traffic and route it on a first come first serve basis. Switches didn't exist in the early days, people used to use hubs that would connect all the lines and keep traffic moving smoothly all at the same time. So great idea on paper, bad idea in reality.

Okay so next up. TV Licenses: 1000 pound fine if you don't have one. What is a TV license? Why do you need one? The whole concept of it just boggles the mind. Of course there are also Yearly Vehicle Registration/Road taxes...but only an 80 pound fine.

So I highly recommend traveling. See the world. Keep an open mind. Then think and draw some conclusions about yourself. Enjoy the past while its still exists.

diamond.co.uk: Legal gender discrimination? I mean who cares about equal rights for ALL?

Of course all of this has given me a totally different perspective on the United States trade deficit. Everywhere I look I see items, while locally made, are produced by companies that at one time were also locally owned but are now divisions are American companies. So yes Americans aren't producing as much anymore it is amazingly obvious to me here that American companies are very able to skim the cream off the milk of the world. So for the people that protest globalization in the United States because it is "exporting jobs" maybe you start protesting globalization because it is gradually enslaving the rest of the world.

There was a heavy dose of sarcasm in that last sentence. Those companies were able to be purchased for a reason. I'm sure many people in the world would rather be employed by an American company than totally jobless. Its really quite sad I think. Its no wonder that so much of the world resents the united states, but they need to turn the lens back on themselves and realize that through the powers of democracy they have willing relinquished rights unto a socialist government in favor of an "easier" life which has made local companies highly vulnerable to outside purchase. In fact the way a socialist government makes life easier to survive does it by sucking away what in the United States makes it possible to excel: rewards for brilliance and the right to generate wealth. There are NO FREE LUNCHES anywhere. You want the homeless to be housed, the poor to be fed, the jobless employed, and everybody to have free medical care? Then be prepared to give up your chance to be great.

Personally I would much rather see pain and suffering exist in the world today if it means the human race can move forward and become greater tomorrow. I don't want to see a new caste system in place that trades progress for stability.

The only real danger to the United States economy is if there is a world movement towards Nationalization of private companies and its own citizens voting for socialization.

Homework Reading: The Communist Manifestos by Leonard Peikoff