Okay so time for what I call "Today's Duhs in the News"

• US Says Al Qaeda Aims to Topple Saudi Royals Un huh... what would you expect of an exhiled Saudi citizen who just happens to be the most wanted terrorist?
  
• Young U.S. Sniper Suspect Set for Trial on Monday. Blah, Blah, Blah, Insanity Defense, blah, blah, Brainwashing. I guess its a good thing that it never really does much for the defense cause on one hand you get spared the death penalty but on the other had you basically admit to the fact you did it, so you may as well just plea bargin.
  
• Gore rips Bush on civil liberties. And this is news?
  
• Storm over Russian billionaire’s arrest. "...but analysts say the detention has more to do with politics than economics..." Un huh... this is oil we're talking about.
  

Random quote: "No Duh. Duh is a product of fear" Kitty from Donnie Darko. Great movie, you should watch it. You know what another great movie is? Monkeybone, you should watch that too.